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George Clooney White Nautical Suit George Clooneys 1992 portrait showcases a bold take on the nautical trend, featuring an all-white suit that exudes confidence and sophistication

Extending ten feet and beyond, this train is reserved for the most formal and lavish affairs

Blue cheese crumbles make this, um, taste like what it is

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A pair of faux scissors that dolls can hold

Bonus points if: You sit very still near the front door of your house and jump out at kids to scare them (and then, of course, give them plenty of candy, since tricks should always be followed by treats)