To be clear, Goop isnt abandoning sexual wellness, which Paltrow still considers super important. It still sells its own Viva la Vulva clitoral vibrator, among many others, and a $66 jade yoni egg with instructions for insertion but no medical guarantees (both on final sale at press time), plus what Paltrow touts as the best sex oil in the world, a sleek black bottle promising, according to its product description, just the right amount of slip. With Goop as her platform, Paltrow has cemented herself as our ultimate celebrity influencer and alternative-wellness thought leader, seeding the culture with phenomena including but certainly not limited to yoga (in her own estimation), amicable divorce (more on that shortly), cupping, unconventional baby names, newsletters, avocado toast, stealth wealth, longevity, and the celebrity lifestyle industrial complex itself
The removable corset top with silver beading adds a touch of glamour, while the floor-length skirt with a side slit and train exudes confidence and adventure
Photographs 2016 Susan Holloway Scott
Style: GL3247
One shoulder, soft pleats at hem, invisible zip fastening at side
Every time we look through our photos and watch our video, we cry the happiest tears
