long cami dress V-NECK MAXI w/ SIDE POCKETS| SAGE The tie detail at the back is both decorative and allows for easy adjustment Nili Lotan Women's Cami Silk

This is apparently from the late '60s, but still channels a more conservative style

Skin: hydrating primer, long-wear foundation, setting mist

Can not be made longer in the back and shorter in front, sorry

And then these pictures from Vivian Chen Photography popped into my Instagram feed: A photo posted by Vivian Chen Photography (@vivianchenweddings) on Apr 23, 2015 at 12:46pm PDT A photo posted by Vivian Chen Photography (@vivianchenweddings) on Apr 23, 2015 at 12:48pm PDT A photo posted by Vivian Chen Photography (@vivianchenweddings) on Apr 23, 2015 at 12:50pm PDT So pretty, right

Hips: fullest part of seat

A playful Versace-esque knit featuring the sea god Poseidon drew smiles, but an hour wait for the show to begin and an afternoon of torrential rain diminished the mood for an under-the-sea party